[Insert BioShock Quote Here]

valeria2067:

officialunitedstates:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." False:

  • the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand. the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
  • it is possible to throw a net…
  • Wear shirt two times: Dirty
  • Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

celestial-sexhair:

cake-full-of-fist:

captain-raptor:

bookishbutcorruptible:

tacoderps:

mamakarkat:

i think this person is a wizard

when you don’t compete in the olympics because you want it to be fair

I don’t think Aang is the last airbender.

i’m in love with how the “flip at your own risk” sign pans in dramatically and he does fifty flips in midair right in front of it and sticks the landing pose like “go fuck yourself i do what i want”

all the awards for that comment

how

(Source: 4gifs)

totallyfubar:

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

adventures-and-books:

katiedoodles237:

howtobebreefordummies:

Hey, that last one is just plain wrong. Hats are against dress code.

why the f*ck is your first floor the second floor

because we have a ground floor

(Source: learnbritishenglish.co.uk)

johnnysjetpack:

tchy:

dark-vowelled:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

The difference is citations.

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pantyslime:

shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

flyawaymax:

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right turn right

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

mellowmonsters:

so I started playing Dishonored—tried to sleeper hold a guard and got kicked in the balls, some weird guy visited my dreams and gave me a heart, and my hands are huge.

10/10 gonna keep playing.