[Insert BioShock Quote Here]

withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

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emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

I’m trying to watch Flubber for the first time (yes, i know how crazy that is) and I just can’t because I’m watching the intro and there are bond-line structures and NO I JUST SPENT 4 HOURS IN ORGANIC CHEMISTRY NO MORE PLEASE

lalalere:

sinsoo:

There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years.

ernbarassing:

if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

(Source: ernbarassing)

spaghettiseven:

girls are cute and I am weak

vvhitehouse:

attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally

tohdaryl:

everydaycomics:

'A date with the devil' 

A story behind the selfie pic that Alex got in a text message from his lil bara demon brother. 

*credits to clumzyjr for the story suggestion when I was stuck with this weekly theme. 

a flashback comic of sorts. Did guy really made a Faustian deal with a demon? 

mariowiki:

when you realize you got a fact wrong about your favorite video game

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(Source: tobiosass)